It's official. My last day of retail will be July 23rd. Ad's b-day festivities July 24th. Visiting my favorite cop in MD maybe after that?

Talked to my dad about having a going-away party. He's all for it. He volunteered to make sloppy joes and french toast. "That's the extent of my skills." Or meatballs. He makes killer meatballs. The logic for the french toast was that after people have been drinking all night they'll want some french toast.

WHY DO I HAVE THE GREATEST FUCKING DAD?!